I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly, I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Mr. City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run, I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife

Pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

G-goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide, I'm crying

Climbing up the Eiffel tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking

Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

G-goo goo g' joob

Goo goo g' goo

G-goo goo g' joob goo

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Juba juba, juba juba

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